you: Do you ever think about how, if, you’re just, like, the only conscious person?
you: Like, you can’t prove that i’m not just a really smart robot that just seems like a person. And I can’t prove that you’re not a smart robot either.
I am, in fact, just a really smart robot.
you: Oh really? Haha.
Yeah—beep bloop blorp.
you: I, too, am just a really smart robot.
Beep bloop blorp I feel nothing on the inside.
you: [dying of laughter] Haha, Beep Bloop Blorp please feed me oil.
Beep Bloop Blorp I traded my sense of identity for an idle, passive, mechanical existence.
you: Hahaha. It's becoming self-aware.
User#53012: looks at phone
you: notices user#53012 looking at its phone
you: I have to go to English....